While they didn’t mention the name of the website and edited out the bit where I told the New Guy that I was going to crush him like a bug, that was still me on the telly on Prime’s The Crowd Goes Wild looking like a fat git in a pink vest.
You may notice in this video an apparent discrepancy between the number of events I came top in and the final result. I know I did. Creative license, I guess. Still, he DID destroy me in the karts. Stupid karts. I hate karts.
The event was at the Burton High Fives snowboard competition, of which Mini is a sponsor. We will have our version of events up next week – in the meantime enjoy this strange, alternate version of reality courtesy of the good blokes at The Crowd Goes Wild!