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REVIEW: Call Of Duty: Black Ops (Xbox 360)

I can get this review of Call Of Duty: Black Ops out of the way remarkably quickly. With two words as a matter of fact: Massively Disappointing. COD: Modern Warfare, World At War and Modern Warfare 2 were awesome games, Black Ops isn’t. Simple as that. Even ignoring the slightly retarded storyline, mental AI and […]

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Bike Shorts: They’re Just Wrong.

In a stunning scientific breakthrough, researchers have announced the discovery of a link between wearing tight, brightly coloured lycra and a drastic reduction of mental function, common sense and understanding of the laws of physics. The results of the study were released at a press conference where head of the project, Dr. Karl Hassfahrrader, briefed […]

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REVIEW: Mafia 2 (PS3)

Mafia 2 is a game that plays games with you. On the surface it seems like an intoxicating blend of post-war mobster drama and open-world sandbox-style action, like some kind of wonderful Grand Theft Auto-alike set in an optimistic birth of Rock ‘n’ Roll-era USA. But that’s where it tricks you, because the rigid storyline […]

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REVIEW: Crackdown 2 (Xbox 360)

I never really liked the original Crackdown on Xbox 360; it was hyped as an open-world “sandbox” style of game (think Grand Theft Auto) but with a super-futuristic genetically-altered “Agent” under your control, meaning lots of explosions, super-human abilities and other goodness. But it bored me. I could never understand the accolades it collected, simply […]

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New Cars Top Ten

Top Ten Over-rated Cars

Let me get this straight first; almost every single car in this list IS actually awesome. Hell, I’ve personally owned three of them! (No, I am not telling you which three…) Yet none of them really deserve the blind reverence that has be lavished upon them since their launch. Especially the Hummer, which is just […]

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REVIEW: Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City (PS3)

Previously said to be an Xbox exclusive, Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City has now magically, through the power of “lots of money to be made”, finally popped up on a PlayStation near you. Comprising, as the title suggests, of two separate ‘episodes’ – each available separately for download through the PlayStation Store, or […]

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