That glorious purveyor of utter garbage known as The Daily Mail provided us with this ingenious solution to avoiding having your car towed – wreck it!
Apparently from Walthamstow in East London, this genius is said to have returned to his illegally-parked crappy Vauxhall Astra in time to see it being loaded on the back of a truck. The truck driver hadn’t had time to secure the car, so our genius struck – and backed his car off the truck. A very brief period of air is followed by a series of sickening crunches and, according to the paper, the utter twat drove off.
It is fairly obvious from the video that he perhaps over-reacted a wee bit. After all, the damage he would have done to his crappy little car will cost him far more than a ticket…
