Of course it had to happen: bat-shit crazy Russian “car” maker Dartz Motorz decided that the thoroughly ridiculous Mercedes 6×6 G63 AMG wasn’t quite ridiculous enough, so at the “special request” of a “customer” (possibly, but not confirmed to be, a mental patient), made one of the 6-wheelers even more over-the-top. As only a Russian company with two Zs in their name can.
The 6×6 G63 gets extended by a further 30cm to house the tasteless opulence jammed in, including coach doors in the rear, a “yacht floor”, an air conditioning that runs on its own power source, Asanti 24-inch Gold Bullion wheels and a water dispenser with Russian diamonds.
But that’s not all! There is also a “portable smoking room” complete with golden shishas (hookahs) and cigars, as well as a “portable dining room” and a Bang and Olufsen in-car Smart Cinema, complete with 3D TV.
As usual, all of this was gleefully announced in a comedy press release packed full of exciting and interesting manglings of the English language. Ah, Dartz, where would with world of comedy Armoured SUVs be without you?
Here is the complete (and completely mental) press release:
DARTZ is back with project!!!!!
I am sure You know this cars and yep, we got a request to make them more opulent and insane…
Three 6 wheeled G-class landed to UAE short time ago, but DARTZ already got request on this car upgrade.
Here is a list of what will be added to Mercedes Sahara G-eopard styled by DARTZ designer Marius Dumitrascu.
Car will be upgraded only for one family – so this car will be sui generis.Except visible changes this car will have:
1. Car will be longer 30 cm.
2. Two coach doors for passenger.
3. Yacht floor.
4. Stand-alone aircondioner which will keep You comfortable even car does not run.
5. Car water dispenser with cooler, silver tubes and genuine russian diamonds. This uncopied device will make you fresh water with real silver ioned and undescriptioned diamond water taste.
6. Asanti 24 Gold Bullion wheels.
7. Gold plated metall parts.
8. Integrated golden shisha’s for passengers.
9. Portable smoking room with shisha’s and cigar’s.
10. Portable dining room.
11. Special body nano-coating with gold sputerring and hand painted by famous DARTZ artist A. C’machoff geopard spots.Aaaaand
N12 – our proud!!!!
In-Car cinema from Bang & Olufsen – result of hard work!!!!
specially integrated in this car by students of Aarhus (Denmark) Business Academy and KEA Copenhagen’s School of Design and Technology (Denmark) in to this car.Challenge your senses with a Bang & Olufsen In-car Smart Cinema. A masterpiece of sound, picture and digital entertainment.
Enjoy watching anything you like using your portable iOS or Android devices or Beo 6&4 remote controls. With Beo 6 your car become Smart, control lightning or sky roof with it.
Apple TV and Time Capsule are used in tandem to stream your pictures, videos, full HD movies and websites to huge BeoVision 11.
BeoVision 11 Smart 3D TV will challenge your senses and all previous conceptions of what a TV can be.
BeoLab 15 & 16 is much more than great sound. BeoLab 15 – treble, midrange unit and a motorized tilt mechanism which activates when your music starts to play. BeoLab 16 – separate subwoofer with four 4-inch speaker units mounted in two closed box cabinets.
A9 – Superior sound big enough to fill even the most spacious loft – wirelessly from your favorite devices. Open Your trunk on a camping and play your favorite music from your device.
There is no mistaking Bang & Olufsen sound.
Bang & Olufsen – from 2013 – will be option for all made or upgraded by DARTZ cars!
N13 Diamonds – forever and everywhere :-)….
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